Get ready folks! A brand new Don't Tell Betsy song is about to make its debut. Seventeen hundred studio hours in the making, this song promises to be everything that Andy Dick isn't. No expense was spared in bringing you this recording that you're not going to hear in this blog. But boy, when you do hear it, you're gonna say, "Wow! That is nothing like Andy Dick at all". And you'll be right. So without further ado, here are some pictures of Shabby Road Studios during the making of this epic song...which you'll eventually here, but not now.
The purest of waters is but putrefied sludge compared to the noble, blessed, musical heart of our beloved guitarist. That is why 4 out of five doctors recommend drinking Kevin's heart over Evian.
“Oh my God! I just remembered who I had sex with last night.”
Sometimes a man has to stand alone. But it usually takes Ellis two to three hours to realize that he’s standing alone. Then he gets quite lonely.
Although the rest of her is still single, Carissa’s left nostril was married at a very young age.
“Hmmm. If sound can’t travel through a vacuum, why are vacuum cleaners so darned noisy?”
“Seven thousand bands in L.A. and I have to end up with Dick and the three Wads.”
“Oh please, dear Lord. If you could just whack Ellis. He’s so very old and I hear Tommy Lee is single again.”
Ellis seriously considers buying a product called, “Groupie In A Tube.”
This is what the rest of the band looks like to Carissa.
Trying to contain Kevin’s talent in one room, is like trying to hold the wind in your hand. Like trying to kiss a river. Like trying to give nuggies to the moon. Like….ah fuck it, he’s really good.
“If I can just get into these two fuckers’ wills, then I am golden.”
The band’s massive investment in a bra-piercing camera proved to be a huge disappointment.
Carissa checks out the 793 pictures that the band has taken of her during rehearsal, trying to find one that includes her face.
This pretty well fucking says it all.
Here is the latest Death of the Author Brigade video.
And here is Death of the Author Brigade’s brand new song.
'Boy Next Door' is a bouncy little tune about a girl taking "Being Neighborly" to the next level. Who lives across the lawn from you?
And here is Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest video. Enjoy the spectacle.
Plus!!! Here is the seventh spectacular Don’t Tell Betsy promo for our upcoming video: Collect them!
Plus!! Don't Tell Betsy's brand new single, "The Way I Do". Give it a listen.
If you'd like to own this song, it be available below.
And on I-tunes