Just before we start the recording session, Barry takes one last look at his bank account online to see if he really has to put up with these assholes for the next 4 hours.
While on a small break, Carissa is suddenly transported back to her nightly fantasies about the Tin Man’s hat funnel.
Kevin stands resplendent and calm. The wisdom of the Gods lay beneath his sublimely quaffed pate. There are no words to describe, nor song to adequately herald his ultimate supremeness.
Ellis waits for just the right moment, to jump up like an avenging angel and sucker-punch Barry in the back of the head.
Big D. tries to figure out how much the band would save on the session if he stole all the toilet paper from Barry’s studio bathroom.
“Where the fuck did they find a goat in Encino?”
Darrell suddenly realizes that the goat video wasn’t going to work and it was now eating Barry’s Pekinese.
This is the only way Carissa can record her vocals and keep members of the band from licking her.
“Hey Barry, I think your gold clock is busted, man?”
“For some reason, my boobs smell like Aspercreme.”
Darrell and Ellis wait for the perfect moment to tell Barry that they don’t have any money.
“Boy, if I were David Carradine, I could just chop his fucking head off with my hand and fill up this empty coke bottle with his spurting blood!”
Ellis dreams of a day when he’s so famous that he can always dress like Corporal Lebeau from Hogan’s Heroes.
The morning sun only rises so that it may catch a glimpse of his comely countenance. The moon and the mighty ocean work in tandem so that the tide may humbly lap at his blessed feet. Though empires may rise and fall and towering fortresses crumble to dust, the name of Kevin shall forever remain in the hearts of man.
Carissa after three drinks.
Carissa after three and a half drinks.
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