Don't Tell Betsy Trivia!

 "She Already Knows"

FAQ

Q: Who is “she”?

A: She is what’s-her-name.  The woman.  The one who already knows things.

Q: What does she already know?

A: She already knows what’s happening.  She already knows the score.  She already knows where the bodies are buried.  She already knows what’s good for her.  She doesn’t know much about art—yet--but she already knows what she likes.  She already knows when you’ve been sleeping.  She already knows when you’re awake.  She already knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for Christ’s sweet sake.

Q: What shouldn’t one tell Betsy?

A: Pretty much anything.  If Betsy asks, you can tell her name, rank, and serial number.  But that’s it.

Q: Where can one sample, buy, and possess forever “She Already Knows”?

A: On iTunes and Amazon.

Q: Shouldn’t one tell Betsy about this?

A: No.  Don’t tell Betsy.  She already knows.

And while you are downloading She Already Knows from iTunes or Amazon, be sure to download our other 3 hit singles:

On My Mind: iTunes

The Way I Do: iTunes * Amazon

The Undead: iTunes * Amazon

Shabby Road Studios returns to Sanctuary Entertainment

Well folks, Don’t Tell Betsy was back at Sanctuary Entertainment and we weren’t taking any prisoners. We are deep, deep, deep into the recording of two new songs. (She Already Knows and On My Mind) Thousands of man hours have been spent to ensure that you, the listening public, get the finest musical product modern technology and 73 dollars will buy. Now you are about to gaze upon the glory that is musical Rome.



Just before we start the recording session, Barry takes one last look at his bank account online to see if he really has to put up with these assholes for the next 4 hours.



While on a small break, Carissa is suddenly transported back to her nightly fantasies about the Tin Man’s hat funnel.



Kevin stands resplendent and calm. The wisdom of the Gods lay beneath his sublimely quaffed pate. There are no words to describe, nor song to adequately herald his ultimate supremeness.



Ellis waits for just the right moment, to jump up like an avenging angel and sucker-punch Barry in the back of the head.



Big D. tries to figure out how much the band would save on the session if he stole all the toilet paper from Barry’s studio bathroom.



“Where the fuck did they find a goat in Encino?”


Darrell suddenly realizes that the goat video wasn’t going to work and it was now eating Barry’s Pekinese.




This is the only way Carissa can record her vocals and keep members of the band from licking her.



“Hey Barry, I think your gold clock is busted, man?”




“For some reason, my boobs smell like Aspercreme.”



Darrell and Ellis wait for the perfect moment to tell Barry that they don’t have any money.



“Boy, if I were David Carradine, I could just chop his fucking head off with my hand and fill up this empty coke bottle with his spurting blood!”



Ellis dreams of a day when he’s so famous that he can always dress like Corporal Lebeau from Hogan’s Heroes.



The morning sun only rises so that it may catch a glimpse of his comely countenance. The moon and the mighty ocean work in tandem so that the tide may humbly lap at his blessed feet. Though empires may rise and fall and towering fortresses crumble to dust, the name of Kevin shall forever remain in the hearts of man.



Carissa after three drinks.


Carissa after three and a half drinks.


And here is Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest video. Enjoy the spectacle.


Plus!!! Here is the seventh spectacular Don’t Tell Betsy promo for our upcoming video: Collect them!

Plus!! Don't Tell Betsy's brand new single, "The Way I Do". Give it a listen.





If you'd like to own this song, it be available below.














And on I-tunes

Download "The Way I Do" from iTunes:

The Way I Do

Don't Tell Betsy

Promo #6



Promo #5

Shabby Road Studios - The "She Already Knows" sessions #4

Grab the wife and someone else’s kids. (you wouldn’t want your own exposed to this kind of crap.) Shabby Road Studios is back with a vengeance. We’ve got new pics and our first video promo. We even had the lovely Lauren (Kevin's daughter) join us to photograph and film this epic in the making.
We’ve dedicated literally years, taking exhaustive media studies courses and personal hygiene improvement classes, in intense preparation for this exalted day. Enjoy.



Heineken is the one beer Ellis has when he's only having one. Therefore, Ellis has never had a Heineken.



This is what it would look like if Shabby Road Studios was sinking.



This is what every dad fears his daughter is doing every time he turns his head.



Why is everyone laughing and why are my pants suddenly soggy?




"If that asshole doesn't tune that guitar soon, I'm going to take it off him and El Kabong his fucking skull in.



"Nobody asked me if I wanted to sit on the stairs. What is this, Jews have to stand night?"



"Shit, I've got to puke but there's something seriously fucked about this toilet."



"Don't worry, that pill we gave her is safe, unless of course her head starts to melt."

OUR FIRST PROMO VIDEO!!
We spent thousands on this. We sure hope you like it.



And this is the very song, that this video is talking about. Though the video the video is talking about isn't done yet. That's why we only have a promo.



If you'd like to own this song, it be available below.














And on I-tunes

Download "The Way I Do" from iTunes:

The Way I Do

Don't Tell Betsy

Shabby Road Studios - The "She Already Knows" Sessions #4

Tonight Shabby Roads Studios will be buzzing with the deafening sound of rock and roll magic. Yes, Don’t Tell Betsy is back at it and going deaf had never felt so good. Here are some riveting pics from our last session. Avert your cowardly eyes if you can’t take raw creativity at its most primal as it bubbles and explodes from the volcano of really good. Be prepared! This song is headed straight for you at the speed of massive rock.



Carissa tells the band, that when she first came to California, she made a living performing prostate exams on the L.A. Lakers.



Big D. always gets a little peckish when he smells the blood of an Englishman.



It took many months of intensive and expensive peripheral vision re-training but both Darrell and Ellis can now appear to be looking directly forwards but they’re really staring at Carissa’s ass.



“Fuck, I can’t remember where I left my teeth?”



“Owww! Something in my purse just bit me.”



Things are going well till Darrell espies something he’s never been able to sing…Musical notes.



Nothing cracks Big D. up more than being shitfaced drunk at 8:30 in the morning.



Kevin is in trouble. He’s overdosed on his Viagra and his fist is trying to mate with his face.



“Ellis, you’re tripping again. There aren’t any brain eating leprechauns living inside your headphones. Just put them on.”



The boys put together a sophisticated pastry tribute to their lead singer.



Carissa continues to collect vital and conclusive evidence in her massive sexual harassment suit.



Kevin celebrates doing a number five. That’s two 2’s and a 1.



After five killer spliffs, the boys take rip off their clothes and perform “The Lifecycle of the Earth Worm” to a recording of “Thus Spoke Zarathustra”.


Plus!! Don't Tell Betsy's brand new single, "The Way I Do". Give it a listen.



If you'd like to own this song, it be available below.














And on I-tunes

Download "The Way I Do" from iTunes:

The Way I Do

Don't Tell Betsy

Shabby Road Studios – “She Already Knows” Sessions 1

Fresh from finishing the vocals on The Way I Do, the band jumped onto a new song like we were the Pony Express and it was a fresh horse. (the imagery here, is really quite stunning.) But, as everyone now knows, if we’re recording a song, we’re also letting our “Inquiring Minds” fans in on every facet of the grizzly process. So, here it is, in all its unvarnished and brutal verisimilitude.



This is Big D., our new bass player. His head is so large, it was once occupied by protesting Berkley students during the Summer of Love.



Besides playing incendiary guitar, Kevin also does one hell of a “ I’m a little teapot, short and stout.”



Ellis suddenly regrets all the corn he ate as a youth.



“Craig’s List – Singer Available. Prospective band members must never have drawn a crayon bridge on their television set to rescue Winky Dink.”



When Ellis is not wearing his glasses, any of us can be the victim of his “Come Hither” looks.



Carissa worries that Darrell’s double chin might be contagious.



After two Zowie Brownies, Ellis decides to let the mermaids living in his cheeks hear our new song.



Oh God. They can’t remember which instruments they play, again!



“If that’s what I think it is, we’re going to need way, way more rubber gloves.”



Big D. tells Ellis a story about a land where every chair comes equipped with a donut pillow.



“If I don’t do this every five or ten minutes, I can’t find it when I have to go to the bathroom.”



Upon arriving, Big D. says hello to the rest of the band.



Ellis relives a hot date he once had with Senor Wences.



Kevin is often startled by sudden movements. Especially sudden bowel movements.



“Darrell’s guitar has a hole in it. Maybe I can throw up in there.”



Ellis knows one sure fire way to prevent anyone in the band from stealing his drum sticks.