Sunday, October 30, 2011
Hold onto your really scary hats, boys and girls. We’re presenting the bitchinest Halloween song ever to drizzle down a sewer pipe to rip out your neck flesh.
This is The Undead (You can’t much more Halloween that that, can you?) Guest vocals by Kat from Croatia. (If you close your eyes, and she lays on her accent thick, she sounds just like Dracula’s sister) This is scary fucking stuff! Gregg plays the zombie. There’s even a zombie in this video. We went all out for our Halloween theme. We spared no expense below 200 hundred dollars. This thing was massive. Scorsese would have shit his pants just contemplating the enormity of our grandeur.
Now some horrifying Halloween pics to scare you shitless.
Kevin blissfully holding up “WATER FROM HELL!!!!” He went to drink it and it pounced down his throat like a demented cat and sucked out his uvula. (That’s not nearly as pleasant as it sounds!)
What’s that in his ear? Oh my GOD!!! Shove a fucking crowbar in there before it escapes and eats us all!!!!
“Oh NO!!!! The Christmas Wrapping Creature is eating Kevin’s face off. For the love of all that’s holy, somebody stop it!!!!!”
Sure they look happy here. This was just before Carissa stripped down to her underwear and a guy in a hockey mask cut off both her thumbs and shoved them up into her brain through her nose!!!! (Ellis did nothing to come to her aid)
The two on either side of me were mercilessly and indescribably slaughtered over a number of unendurable hours of agony and torment. Luckily I was spared.
Darrell would have gotten a picture of the acid drooling demon that burst up through the floor boards and tore Dan to pieces with it razor sharp, blood red teeth, but he couldn’t quite figure out the flash in time.
This is Carissa just before she plucked out her own eyes in a desperate attempt to wipe away the vision of Ellis’ bent-over-ass-crack from her decimated brain.
This is Kevin being possessed by a very mellow demon.
“Sure my eyes are glowing from the brimstone of hell’s darkest and unholiest furnace, but is my lipstick on right?”
“Nevermind, I found my mirror”
“How come the drummer is always has to be the blood sacrifice to the avenging gods? A bass player couldn’t have his throat slashed on an alter once in awhile?
“I wonder if bits of their flayed and roasted corpses would be a good pizza topping,”
“Shit, I think I just hacked up everyone with my big motherfucking axe, who’s going to take my picture, holding up their severed fucking heads?”
“Well, the votes are in. Guess who has to die?”
“I am Windinka, Goddess of the Dark and most savage and merciless of the Unctar! Buy the Undead MP3 now from Amazon or Itunes or you will feel the wrath of a million disemboweled screams. It’s only 99 cents. When you consider the alternative, it’s more than worth it.”
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Well, this was a night to remember. The acoustic version of Don’t Tell Betsy (the band minus second guitar and bass) took the stage for their premier performance and it was a magnificent success.
At times, the entire was quiet and listening to the lovely Carissa sing. How many bars have you been in where people have actually shut up to listen to the act on stage. It’s hard enough at a major concert to get the audience to pay attention. They did three covers. The stand out was Real Man. Carissa has just the right bluesy tone to put this over big time. Of the originals, I Am Your Waitress had the audience absolutely quiet as they followed the story. Carissa did a little acting as she sang her way to the punchline. A great job. The boys did a very nice back and forth guitar/bongo piece The Way I Do. There wasn't a moment that night where the other acts didn't wish they were somewhere else. Bravo!
Here are a couple of songs from the show. We encourage everyone to come out to the next performance. Don’t worry, we will let you know what that will be.
Why Don’t You Call Me – this has a little bit on an island feel to it and Ellis’ bongos hit just the right note. Carissa’s dreamy, laidback singing is wonderful on this. And Kevin throws in some tasty guitar.
Stupidest Girl in the World – The sound isn’t quite as good on this, but a very nice version of this heartfelt ballad.
Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest single.
And here is Don’t Tell Betsy’s latest video. Enjoy the spectacle.
Saturday, September 10, 2011
For all our fans out there - Don't forget our upcoming gig at Room 5 Lounge, in Hollywood this coming Tuesday evening at 9 pm. Be there!! We got room for y'all!! Bring your friends! $8 gets you in the door for a set of wonderful music. Support your local musicians!