So buckle up, turn on, tune out, change your oil regularly and prepare for the musical ride of your young lives.

“How can something that large even form up your nose?”

Kevin demonstrates how he plans to get lonely sailors to come into our gigs.

Kevin and Ellis in fervent prayer. “Please Lord, let this pot before us be better than that really shitty last batch.”

“Dear Big D., could I buy some of that wild, wonderful, luxuriant hair off of you? Or perhaps I could just stand under it for a night and remember what once was? Signed an anonymous bandmate.”

Kevin tries to play it cool, but Carissa knows it’s only a matter of time before his double dose of Viagra kicks in.

“So I said to the custom’s officer, ‘How the hell should I know how five pounds of suspicious white powder got up my rectum?’”

So I said to the physician , “Longer than four hours? I thought the ad said longer than four inches!”

The band’s legal council strictly forbade me from posting any of the 237 captions I came up with for this picture.

“Dear mom, you were right. I never should have come to Hollywood. I just hope that one day I can summon up the courage to poison their Polygrip and come home.”

Finally….Ellis made a poo-poo!
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